The designs

Bierry Henry

Va-va-voom. Va-va-vino. A certain French No. 12, one bottle in.

£20

Osama Tin Laden

Strapped to the tits with tinnies. Nobody's finding him at last orders.

£20

Wayne Schooney

Overhead kick, pint in hand. A certain Manchester No. 10, still hasn't spilled a drop.

£20

Pamela Canderson

The beach's finest lifeguard, running in slow motion with a tray of ice-cold ones.

£20

Marilyn Monrosé

Some like it pink. Skirt up, glass up, never spilled a drop.

£20

Nelson Manstella

Long walk to the bar. Freedom tastes like a cold one.

£20

Mother Beeresa

Patron saint of the pint. Blesses every round.

£20